Golden Banana Inc.
Building focused, premium brands that strip away the superfluous to deliver exceptional value and experience.
Essentialism in practice.
We believe true value is found when the superfluous is stripped away.
We strip away noise and keep what compounds.
At Golden Banana Inc., our mission is to distill complexity into its purest, most potent form. By focusing relentlessly on what truly matters, we build enduring structures, foster sustainable growth, and create products that resonate with uncompromising clarity.
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Privacy Notice
Effective May 5, 2026
1. Scope
This Privacy Notice applies to your access and use of services operated by Golden Banana Inc. ("Golden Banana," "we," "us," or "our"), including:
- Tea Hut store operations and associated web properties at teahut.us
- The StoreCore iOS application
This Notice does not apply to any third-party services, websites, or applications that Golden Banana Inc. does not operate, even if linked from our properties.
2. Information We Collect
Golden Banana Inc. only collects personal information when you choose to email us through our contact page or directly by email. That inquiry may include your name, email address, and message.
We do not use cookies, tracking pixels, analytics platforms, or any other technology designed to identify or monitor individual users across sessions or devices.
3. How We Use Information
We use contact inquiry information only to receive, review, and respond to your message. Our Services are otherwise designed to operate without requiring personal information from you.
4. Information Sharing
Golden Banana Inc. does not sell, rent, trade, or share contact inquiry information with data brokers or advertising networks.
5. Third-Party Services
Our Services may include links to third-party websites or integrate with third-party platforms (such as the Apple App Store for StoreCore). These third parties operate under their own privacy policies, which we do not control. We encourage you to review the privacy practices of any third-party service you use.
Golden Banana Inc. is not responsible for the privacy practices or content of any third-party sites or services.
6. Security
Contact inquiries are opened in your email app and sent to our email inbox only if you choose to send the message. Our Services are designed with a minimal data footprint as a foundational principle.
If you have any security concerns related to our Services, please contact us at the address below.
7. Children's Privacy
Our Services are not directed to children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe a child has provided us with information through our Services, please contact us and we will promptly address it.
8. Changes to This Notice
We may update this Privacy Notice from time to time. When we do, we will revise the "Effective" date at the top of this page. We encourage you to review this Notice periodically. Continued use of our Services after any changes constitutes your acceptance of the updated Notice.
9. Contact Us
If you have any questions or concerns about this Privacy Notice or our privacy practices, please reach out:
Golden Banana Inc.
2815 California St
San Francisco, CA 94115